Romantic Pun Enthusiast Gifts

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Oh, that's Humpy's girlfriend, "Hunky Dory."

'Feeling frisky,Doreen? I'm good at frisking!'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Alright, let's do this.'

Literate Dogs.

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Hotness

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'