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Do you mean me personally? Or how much wood we could chuck on average?

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

That's my summer place.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'The Big Kahuna!'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Walking monkey.

Brazil.

Acme sunglasses frames.

"Boxing day is so boring."

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Desert island hammock.

'Of course I heard you say 'Toucan live as cheaply as one', I just didn't think it was funny.'

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.

Sold - For Housing Development

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Private Island

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'