Tropical Shirt Lovers Pillows

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Boxing day is so boring."

Acme sunglasses frames.

Walking monkey.

Danger Coconuts

Brazil.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Desert island hammock.

Sold - For Housing Development

Private Island

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

'Of course I heard you say 'Toucan live as cheaply as one', I just didn't think it was funny.'

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'