Fiery Thinker Gifts

Will hell freeze over?

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Playdough's The Republic

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Hamlet

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Thought Cloud

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.