Cloudy Thinker Gifts

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Thinking outside of the box

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

The lesser of two evils.

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!