Cloudy Day Philosopher Gifts

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

I hate monday mornings.

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

The End is Relative

"High Pressure Area"

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

Saving up for a rainy day.

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

UK Economy April

Umbrella fight.

Elephant umbrella.

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

Wordplay: Amphibious

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 1