Cloudy Day Philosopher Gifts

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

I hate monday mornings.

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

The King In The Rain.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

The End is Relative

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"High Pressure Area"

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Saving up for a rainy day.

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Umbrella fight.

UK Economy April

All I know is, after I evaporate, I'd better come back as a hot spring.

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

Elephant umbrella.

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

Wordplay: Amphibious

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"Whenever I open up, I get dumped on."

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

In the days before Inkblots

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 1

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'