Rainy Day Philosophers Gifts

Life Sucks.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

A rainbow umbrella

Weather channel.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Sleepwalking to work.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Reading in the rain.

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

The King In The Rain.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

'Storm'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

London summer.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Cross Umbrella

Holy Relics.

Doing Something About the Weather

"High Pressure Area"

Dog with an umbrella on a harness.

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'