Rainy Day Realist Gifts

I hate monday mornings.

"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."

Glastonbury. After.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

Listening to Coldplay.

How Optimism Works

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Neil Young

Weather channel.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Sleepwalking to work.

Drought's Over

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Watering can helmet.

Umbrella Roof

The King In The Rain.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Doing Something About the Weather

Noah and the skunks...