Rainy Day Realist Pillows

I hate monday mornings.

"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."

Glastonbury. After.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

How Optimism Works

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Sleepwalking to work.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Drought's Over

The King In The Rain.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Watering can helmet.

Umbrella Roof

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

Ark under giant brolly.

"High Pressure Area"