Rainy Day Philosopher Gifts

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Whenever I open up, I get dumped on."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Now what? No sense trying to bury him ? he's dead.'

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"Well, it could be worse. It could be raining... harder."

"Noah, the world is not well. We're going to have to force the liquids."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

"Let's not go to the mountains again. The warm glow of nostalgia hasn't erased stuck in a cabin with a week of rain."

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

UK Economy April

'Before we talk about immediate lay-offs, please accept this gift.'

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

Thames water debts

'They say into every life a little rain must fall. Then my life is like a flash flood warning!'

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

The King In The Rain.

'I blame the brochure for giving an entirely false impression of this place!'

Elephant umbrella.

"High Pressure Area"

Wordplay: Amphibious

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 1

A near-beach experience.

"Business is terrible."

Glastonbury. After.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Man watering his plants in the rain.

I hate monday mornings.