Rainy Day Diarist Gifts

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Glastonbury. After.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Giraffe Umbrella

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Listening to Coldplay.

How Optimism Works

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Weather channel.

Neil Young

Sleepwalking to work.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Drought's Over

Reading in the rain.

Umbrella Roof

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

The King In The Rain.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Watering can helmet.

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

London summer.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Dog with an umbrella on a harness.