Rainy Day Strategist Gifts

April Showers

Troops with umbrellas in wet weather

'You'll get wet. Why don't you use your new umbrella?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Giraffe Umbrella

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Protest

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

I hate monday mornings.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Umbrella Roof

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

'Storm'

The King In The Rain.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Sun. Rain.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV