Cloudy Thinker T-Shirts

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Thinking outside of the box

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

The lesser of two evils.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'