Cloudy Composer T-Shirts

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Jerry Lordan

An amplified harp

"I compose using post it notes!"

Spider Web Musical Score.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Melody Cockroach.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Cellist on Mars

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

Mozart Thumbs up

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

'My Life, The Sequel.'

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'