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"I miss the days of folk music."

Anna Calvi

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Jerry Lordan

"I compose using post it notes!"

An amplified harp

Spider Web Musical Score.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Melody Cockroach.

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Cellist on Mars

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

Mozart Thumbs up

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

'My Life, The Sequel.'

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.