Cloud Artist T-Shirts

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Red Arrows Rookies

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

An amplified harp

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Skyscrapers.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

Bassoonist cherub.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

"I miss the days of folk music."

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

Harper Playing the Rain

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

"Relax, he can't see us from here."