Cloud Humorist T-Shirts

'Apparently it's no longer cost effective.'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Football Chameleon

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Shaved Ice

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Titanic iceberg auction

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Giraffe painter.

Sheepdog

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Cinderfelon

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"User name and password?"

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

'Methinks more like a data storage and processing centre.'

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.