Cloud Artist Gifts

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

An amplified harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

Skyscrapers.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

Bassoonist cherub.

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

Harper Playing the Rain

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

'Apparently it's no longer cost effective.'

"Everything is in the Cloud."