Cloud Concert Goer Gifts

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Steve Howe.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Songbird.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jeff Beck.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.