Cloud Musician Gifts

An amplified harp

"I do tech support for the cloud."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Angel Golf

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

In the days before Inkblots

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"I miss the days of folk music."

Celestial Music

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'

'Apparently it's no longer cost effective.'

"Everything is in the Cloud."