Cloud Coach Gifts

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

An amplified harp

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Keyboard in Heaven

Angel Golf

Football Angel

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

Save the Files on the Cloud.

Professional Parents

In the days before Inkblots

'I'm not thinking, that's the cloud.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

Business problems in the cloud

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

Where angels fear to tread. Dog Park.

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

"Everything is in the Cloud."

"I like the telecoaching. Only trouble is it gives me a stiff neck!"

'Heulluva Mark.'

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'