Cloud Court Champion Gifts

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

An amplified harp

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Sports Lawyers

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Angel Golf

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Antonin Scalia

'This paperwork for a sing case. Why ever do they call it a 'brief'?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Rafael Nadal

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

On what grounds? Pity?

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

"I could tell you all the secrets to my success as an attorney, but then I'd have to bill you"

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

I don

Cloud-Based Security.

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'Turbulence!'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. He's paying me handsomely to defend him, and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

All lawyered up and no place to go

Angel Delight

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

Man being offered various law related products in street by 'sales people'

'Yo! A little help?'