Court Champion Gifts

Tennis

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Human rights

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Sports Lawyers

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Play It Safe

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Workplace bullying.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Christmas choir

Barrett - rushed majority

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"What are we doing today?"

First Place Layabout

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

'It certainly is a big one!'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Antonin Scalia

'This paperwork for a sing case. Why ever do they call it a 'brief'?'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Winning the Cup.

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'