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Tennis

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Human rights

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Sports Lawyers

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Workplace bullying.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

First Place Layabout

Barrett - rushed majority

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

Christmas choir

"What are we doing today?"

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Antonin Scalia

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'This paperwork for a sing case. Why ever do they call it a 'brief'?'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Winning the Cup.

Animal and Human Rights

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'