Moot Court Champion Gifts

On what grounds? Pity?

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Must get a longer cable."

Jungle Games

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Sports Lawyers

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

They're class action figures.

Antonin Scalia

'This paperwork for a sing case. Why ever do they call it a 'brief'?'

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

"You may approach the bench again. But this time, no ropes."

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

"I could tell you all the secrets to my success as an attorney, but then I'd have to bill you"

Wind-up Radio

Mom Skills: Psychologist, Doctor, Philosopher, Mathematician, Geneticist, Religious, Negotiator, Baker.

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"Watch out for his back hand."

'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'

All lawyered up and no place to go

Man being offered various law related products in street by 'sales people'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. He's paying me handsomely to defend him, and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

"Frankly, I preferred it when tennis was a gentlemen's game."

'And there's the horn to end the first half...'