Cloud Poker Champion Gifts

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

An amplified harp

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'I'm all in.'

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Angel Golf

"Cheater!"

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Grimace

Poker at Docs.

Poker Moms

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Online poker night, all players have laptops.

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'