Poker Champ Gifts

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Sailor's Poker.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Worm Bed

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.