Water Concertgoer Gifts

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Occupational Hazards.

Steve Howe.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Songbird.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."