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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"We only got six days of funding."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

An amplified harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

The Moon Made from Cheese

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Mr. Science Times

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Phone call from heaven.