Cloud Comic Pillows

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"We only got six days of funding."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

An amplified harp

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

The Moon Made from Cheese

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Mr. Science Times

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

'Every time I get reincarnated again, everything is even MORE expensive!'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Phone call from heaven.