Stormy Ocean Statue Gifts

Sunbathing During the Climate Crisis

Captain in a storm

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Things we need to acknowledge

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Rainbow violin surfers

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

"That is six feet."

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

Weeping an Ocean

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

Marine painting in Malta (oils)

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

Woman creates fake sandcastle breasts to attract attention at the beach.

"You're hand-crafting cetaceans?" "It gives me a sense of porpoise"

Antonis Samaras

'Slick in a bottle'

"Spineless?! Who are you calling spineless!?"