Boundary Basher Pillows

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Learning to say 'no'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'