Wall Basher Gifts

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Dictator, Interrupted

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Help!"

Urban spring.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Soccer Fans.

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Dictator, Interrupted

Graffiti like

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

No Graffiti Allowed.

CENSORSHIP IS XXXXXXXXXXXX AND XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Tearing down and building walls.

"Now, in here, with our buff walls and aubergine chintz, our statement has dropped to a purr."

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

Censorship.

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."

Men playing a version of hide and seek

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

Destroying Music Speakers.

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"Cherchez la femme."