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The God's football

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

A Semicolon.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"Not too much off my back."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Saloon Selectives

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."

'Mars is known as the 'red planet'? Does it have debt problem like ours?'

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."