Planet Hopper Pillows

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Club Antisocial

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Rocket.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'