Planet Hunter Pillows

Rocket.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

North Pole

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Climate Crisis

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Just Stop Boil

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."