Planet Hunting Pillows

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Do something for the environment.

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"What happened?"