Planet Hunting Pillows

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Do something for the environment.

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"What happened?"

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Space: Property of No-One