Galaxy Hunters Pillows

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Paranormal A-Z...

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

dog vs UFO...

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

We're With Stupid

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."