Glory Hunter Pillows

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Paranormal A-Z...

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hooray for Bollywood!

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"We succumbed to your hype."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Fred Astaire

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Kelly Mittendorf

Coastguard

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."