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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

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"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

The men of your dreams