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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

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"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."