Love Quester Pillows

'I smell romance! This is his seventh blanket-bath. He only came in for an 'in-growing toe-nail' removal operation, yesterday!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Tasty.

Real Estate Personals

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

The men of your dreams

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Single men in Tahiti

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."