Quest Seeker Pillows

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'Who is John Galt?'

Incentives.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Dead Funny

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The star hunters

"Now that's a win."

Crowded Ice Fishing

The Lost World: You are Here

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."