Love Journeyer Pillows

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of bit on the side.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Beach flirting

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Tunnel of love"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Recalculating

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Real Estate Personals

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Filling up.

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

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"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts