Love Quester Mugs

'I smell romance! This is his seventh blanket-bath. He only came in for an 'in-growing toe-nail' removal operation, yesterday!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

The Wishing Well

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Tasty.

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Real Estate Personals

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"My aloofness is a mask."

The men of your dreams

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Single men in Tahiti

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'