Galaxy Explorers Pillows

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

High-gravity baseball

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Field Trip!

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'