Galaxy Explorers Gifts

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Field Trip!

'Take me to your feeder,'

Life in the fastest lane.

Take me to your leader. . .