Galactic Energy Explorers Gifts

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Field Trip!

Take me to your leader. . .

Life in the fastest lane.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."