Galactic Energy Explorers Prints

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

Field Trip!

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Take me to your leader. . .

Is this what they call inherent safety?

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'