Galactic Explorers Prints

"Since this planet will soon be uninhabitable, I'm here to interest you in these properties in beautiful Alpha Centauri!"

'We're close enough to invade... but who wants to police Iraq?'

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Which one is named after me?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Field Trip!