Humanoid Hunters Pillows

'Looks almost humanoid.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

dog vs UFO...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"