Virtual Creature Hunter Pillows

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

He looks so natural lying there...

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Moon Cave

"You never know what will catch on!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'No you can't keep it!'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"